My supernatural family

My family consists of 6 supernatural beings.


My father is a soft-spoken person. He is a gentleman who prefers to settle matters through discussion rather than violence, which I prefer. Nevertheless, if someone who wronged him refuses to step down, he is a dangerous guy. He is a werewolf who transforms not during full moon, but rather when justice is not uphold. He will tear down the victims' heart by demolishing their pride in an instant.No, not with foul words. Rather by what we called "shooting". I just love to see those obstinate people cower in fear at the sight of his transformation as he has truly become heartless.

My mom is a vampire who can suck out any problem from the deepest corner of your mind. She has such strong sense of smell that she can smell out any secrets. She has the soothing power to perform superb interrogation. She often gives us advices which normally solve our trouble. And she is also a seer as she can predict the outcome of a family business most accurately.

My sis is a harpy who never stops talking. Something is wrong if she ever shuts up. Annoying someone is her specialty. A korean fans. She has the uncanny ability to attract friends with her non-stop chattering.

I am the Egyptian "mummy" of the family. I encounter an extraordinary number of accidents even when I am on the ground. My body always has plasters and bandages. For the famous 'mummy' curse, mine has the power to silence any conversation and turn down the temperature of the atmosphere to zero when I pass by. Like the name said, I support anything not native to this land.

The witch is of course my grandma. She is full of superstition. " Don't kill the the giant spider and keep the fish dish until the third day of CNY" She has vast knowledge of potions( traditional remedy ) that sometimes work better than modern medicine. Apart from that, she is the most loving witch that we all like. Don't confuse her with the witch in fairy tales.

My grandpa is the strongest zombie that the world has ever seen. Everyday, the newspaper will say " don't take alcohol and smoke because they cause lots of lethal cancers." Well, he does all the things unadvisable by health specialist and yet live more than 80 years. He has the superior mortality that is unrivalled by many of us.

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